Man, Those Hot Personalized Zippos Can Get You Tackled Football Style
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Bradlley Mckoy
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Published on 02/20/2009
Your Little Woman, Er, Woman Warrior
Oh, she is putty in your hands but your little woman can be a rough player when convinced you've been playing around Lipsticks on your collar, strange missed calls, and fishy personalized zippos engraved "Dave and Lucy" can rouse the Amazon in her
Your Little Woman, Er, Woman Warrior
Oh, she is putty in your hands but your little woman can be a rough player when convinced you've been playing around. Lipsticks on your collar, strange missed calls, and fishy personalized zippos engraved "Dave and Lucy" can rouse the Amazon in her. Well, her name isn't Lucy but Lizzy! Go run for your life if you can't give her with a very good reason; hasn't she been watching a lot of football and boxing lately? Thanks to you.
When a woman gets fired-up, those graceful arms and limbs of hers can batter you senseless. Your repeated denials of wrong-doings are no match for the evidences she shoves on your face and the missile attack of personalized zippos aimed dangerously at your head. She wants blood. Oh and she wants to practice those football tackles you love to talk about, on you.
Man, better learn fast. A woman's strength is unbelievable when in fighting form. She can out-punch boxing champ Pacquiao and out-swing Tiger Woods. Be on red alert for menacing lowered shoulders, she's up for an exhibition of offense. There's no way you can get past that door when she gets a grip on her blocking maneuvers. Before this happens, you scrap either those personalized zippos or Lucy. That is if Lizzie reigns supreme in your heart.
Women Power Can Be Deadly to Your Ego
It wouldn't be nice to be rescued by 911 while you're flat on your back after a heavy battering from your fiancée, lover, girlfriend, or wife - whatever the case may be in your situation. Well, for sure, she'll spend a little time behind bars for fourth degree assault, whew! Those naughty personalized zippos can do that damage, so keep those "illicit" collections out of sight or suffer a bruised ego for life.
Another thing, if the news is splashed on local newspapers where will that leave you? Your friends won't stop ribbing you to death, and Miss Lucy wouldn't want to have anything to do with you and Miss Lizzie will get all the support from the neighborhood. You become an oddity and maybe a pariah in macho society; so be prepared for those malicious snickers and finger pointing from strangers who've seen your picture in nosey dailies.
How can your ego deal with this humiliation? You can't afford plastic surgery to change your looks or waste time living a new life in rural Winnipeg when you're a slick urbanite. Even if you ask your woman's forgiveness, the scandal won't die a silent death. The story gets free replays until it morphs into a favorite urban legend. At least you get a shot at fame because of those personalized zippos.
What to do with those Zippos Now?
If you have an admirable collection of personalized zippos, start weeding out those from exes and from a new "friend" if Miss Lizzy has the habit of going through your things. If you got your zippos from grateful grooms, then display these proudly; as for the rest, don't agonize over the loss. It's a simple toss up between being tackled football style or keeping your male dignity. Now what's your choice?
Oh, she is putty in your hands but your little woman can be a rough player when convinced you've been playing around. Lipsticks on your collar, strange missed calls, and fishy personalized zippos engraved "Dave and Lucy" can rouse the Amazon in her. Well, her name isn't Lucy but Lizzy! Go run for your life if you can't give her with a very good reason; hasn't she been watching a lot of football and boxing lately? Thanks to you.
When a woman gets fired-up, those graceful arms and limbs of hers can batter you senseless. Your repeated denials of wrong-doings are no match for the evidences she shoves on your face and the missile attack of personalized zippos aimed dangerously at your head. She wants blood. Oh and she wants to practice those football tackles you love to talk about, on you.
Man, better learn fast. A woman's strength is unbelievable when in fighting form. She can out-punch boxing champ Pacquiao and out-swing Tiger Woods. Be on red alert for menacing lowered shoulders, she's up for an exhibition of offense. There's no way you can get past that door when she gets a grip on her blocking maneuvers. Before this happens, you scrap either those personalized zippos or Lucy. That is if Lizzie reigns supreme in your heart.
Women Power Can Be Deadly to Your Ego
It wouldn't be nice to be rescued by 911 while you're flat on your back after a heavy battering from your fiancée, lover, girlfriend, or wife - whatever the case may be in your situation. Well, for sure, she'll spend a little time behind bars for fourth degree assault, whew! Those naughty personalized zippos can do that damage, so keep those "illicit" collections out of sight or suffer a bruised ego for life.
Another thing, if the news is splashed on local newspapers where will that leave you? Your friends won't stop ribbing you to death, and Miss Lucy wouldn't want to have anything to do with you and Miss Lizzie will get all the support from the neighborhood. You become an oddity and maybe a pariah in macho society; so be prepared for those malicious snickers and finger pointing from strangers who've seen your picture in nosey dailies.
How can your ego deal with this humiliation? You can't afford plastic surgery to change your looks or waste time living a new life in rural Winnipeg when you're a slick urbanite. Even if you ask your woman's forgiveness, the scandal won't die a silent death. The story gets free replays until it morphs into a favorite urban legend. At least you get a shot at fame because of those personalized zippos.
What to do with those Zippos Now?
If you have an admirable collection of personalized zippos, start weeding out those from exes and from a new "friend" if Miss Lizzy has the habit of going through your things. If you got your zippos from grateful grooms, then display these proudly; as for the rest, don't agonize over the loss. It's a simple toss up between being tackled football style or keeping your male dignity. Now what's your choice?